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Should the heatwave return August 9, 2006

Posted by britishbullblog in General, Humourous.
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Those of us UK based will no doubt be aware that July was the hottest on record ever! I was flicking through a recent copy of The Observer Magazine when I came across this short article titled ‘The Rules The Heatwave’ –

#1 Remark on the heat to everyone. It’s really helpful.
#2 Mention global warming. That halps, too.
#3 People moan about feet and foreheads, but testicles are the worst affected.
#4 Pics of eggs frying on cars and kids in fountains will cheer you up.
#5 You can’t sleep, look good or queue above 26C.

So, should August see a return of the hot weather, just remember these five rules and we’ll all get along just fine.

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